Comedy writer/producer Chuck Lorre — co-creator/executive producer of TV’s two most-watched sitcoms, ‘The Big Bang Theory‘ and ‘Two and a Half Men‘, and executive producer of hit comedy ‘Mike & Molly‘ — is expanding into publishing, signing a deal with Simon & Schuster for the release of What Doesn’t Kill Us Makes Us Bitter, the first-ever print collection of Lorre’s irreverent and often controversial end-of-show vanity cards.

So no more pausing the show to squint after each ep, save your eyes (and the WORLD) and purchase the book in October 2012, all proceeds benefit the Venice (Calif.) Family Clinic — the largest free medical clinic in the country, dedicated to providing free, quality health care to people in need — as well as many other health care–related charities and educational efforts.

So WIN WIN WIN.

Poor Alan, that guy can’t seem to catch a break!

First, he gets thrown out of the house then he busts up his face, and now, after a minor heart attack, he’s being haunted by the ghost of his late brother Charlie Harper.

Luckily, or un-luckyily depending on who you ask, Charlie’s ghost is in the form of guest star Kathy Bates!

We hope Alan hasn’t seen the film Misery or the TV show Harry’s Law, cus Ms. Bates is a force to be reckoned with.

All in the NEW ep of Two and a Half Men tonight 9/8c on CBS.

Tonight means a new episode of Two and a Half Men (Mondays, 9/8c on CBS), AND a new look for Walden! Oh la la!

Do you like the new polished Walden or prefer his old shaggy haired look?

(Either way we hope the bow ties are kept in rotation.)

polaroid-and-fame:

Good to see Walter’s already at home with the rest of the men.

checkoutmybowtie:

today’s bow tie.

Looking good Walden, what kind of bow ties do you think he’ll rock tonight?